learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
stalk them and hope they panic and give
learned that one good turn gets most of the
learned that no matter how much I care, some people are
learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
not proof, to destroy it.
learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more
screwed up than you think.
is merely anger without
learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it
learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
learned to not sweat the petty things,
pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for
learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy
learned that we are responsible for what we do,
learned that artificial intelligence is no match for
learned that 99% of the time when something isn't
in your house, one of your kids did
learned that there is a fine line between genius and
learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and
all the less important ones just
never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are
this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
And maybe even smile!